| Danny Who ( @ 2002-09-16 03:02:00 |
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EDINBORO
after running up and down stairs, hiding in rooms and creeping and crawling to avoid Alice we left the KKr house and Pitt. it took an hour and forty five minutes to get to Edinboro from Pittsburgh. We couldnt find matt cuz I kept calling the wrong number and it was busy and mike thought matt lived in Schafer dorm so we walked around asking everyone if they knew matt keown or benjamin moore, eventually we realized i had the wrong number and mike had the wrong building and matt was in Scranton dorm
We hung out in matts room and altered 2 of Angels ID's with matts art supplies. Angel went and got beer but he couldnt get much cuz depsite the alterations the ID still said Under 21 on it, so it just looked out of date and the beer destributor wouldnt sell without a current ID and the bar wouldnt sell more than 2 six packs at a time. so we only had 12 beers for 5 kids. Then matts friend, andy bought us three 30's and went to his apartment. Matts friends were all really cool and Brian and Shaggy are amazing break dancers which was very entertaining to watch. Everyone was very nice and personable and the party was large enough to meet lots of cool people but small enough to be comfortable in 2 apartments one up and one downstairs. They played matts first cd at the party which i thought was hilarious. "The Lack of Shaggy" was coined to express when a girl likes u when ur not around but doesnt when u are. I tried to pretend i was english, to be a totally differnt persona in a differnt place because angel told me to try it, but me and like 10 other kids were too trashed and we tried and couldnt get the accent down, came out australian, irish or pikey. We met some awesome people but 2 bitchy girls who didn't like me and angels faces or the smell we emit or something cuz they were whores for no reason at all unless as i think matt said they were ovulating, who knows? Benjamin Moore/Sherwin Williams/dick blick/manute (as in manute bol ,cuz hes so tall) is awesome and loves sex and has a double funnel (he calls it a bong) called the olsen twins. we met some cool peopl from our area of NJ. Everyone all calls matt deuce cuz hes a 2 beer queer and virgin matt but he seems to have a really cool group of nice friends.
me matt angel and mike ordered the best pizza ever and wings and o godd they were good, angel fell asleep in the crouch position after puking a few times and wasnt up for pizza. they tipped the pizza man 4 bucks and a beer, and we jokingly said hey make sure u drink that while u drive, and as he pulled away he chugged a half full beer and said i gotta finish the one i already have first
me and matt ate the wings and threw the bones shouting fire in the hole, and then played gta3 with the star of the game, tony, who also stars in max payne and dead to rights.
angel lost his wallet, phone and glasses and the memory of the evening and eventually found the first 3.
On the way home we took a more direct route home via route 33, which takes you over, up, down, around, along, next to, on, and everywhere in the appalacian mountains in West VA. This road had thousands of frogs crossing it, it was dark, rainy, foggy, full of either speeding or slow moving tanker trucks, deer were crossing, possums were crossing, it had 10% drops and rises for miles in a row, the speed limit was 55 and the locals were inclined to do 70 or more at all times, and we were almost dying at 55 and below. the advised speed for most turns was 50 to 40 and 90 degree turns and 360 u turns along cliff edges were posted at 30, and we had to to under 20 to avoid death. The visibillity ahead was 25 feet at most and any ppl coming in the opposite way blinded u with high beams making the road dissapear. It was the most dangerous road ever, something out of a video game on hard mode and at night in the rain and through fog dense enough to show a movie on, with no moon or lights at all, because there was nothing out there, nothing. it was crazy dangerous.
i made more friends in the two days in Pitt and Edinboro than i have in 3 weeks here at JMU so far, sure i was drunk the whole time and was among friends and was therefore comfortable and was actually out not asleep in my dorm...
matt and benjamin moore and brian may come down to JMU next weekend and maybe even leah and/or shaggy and/or andy