Danny Who's Journal

Subject:	in no particular order....trials & tribulations....
Time:	4:36 am.
Mood:	grateful.
Music:	Micheal Jackson - Earth Song.

i woke up at 8am this morning to film myself wearing purple victoria's secret panties while matt was at class...its for business class and thats all im giving u...hahaha

i went back to sleep and slept until 6 but didint put on any clothes until 1030pm...

My weekend was undoubtedly the best thus far, no offense to anyone involved with any previous weekends...

Matt and benjamin came down from Edinboro and we pregamed at 1145J:Smittys, James, Steves and Piyums..mike showed them our movies and everyone thought we were sick but hilarious...its good for them to see the crazy side..we played pong and Steve was screaming at Ben cuz he had long arms and had to reach across the table to play and after that Steve yelled everything he said to Ben. it was so fun to hang with matt again and bens great too...we went to a party at sweet steens, it was pretty good, i was already drunk and then me and matt started doing shots of vodka and kamikazes, i wish i could stress how much fun i had that matt was there..but i dont remember a whole lot, but someone told me i looked like Tom Green during the night, and i was disgusted and vowed the goatee was history..matt had a full beard. .he had gotten bigger and looked like Mr. Keown and he said i looked a lot like my dad just thinner, but last i saw my dad he had just shaved his goatee which shattered matts world...

we went back to 1145J and matt was puking blood and i was wrestling Doop, he was really mostly just dropping elbows while i layed on the ground and laughed and i think somewhere i found a hockey goalie helmet and was wearing that i really dont remember much at all...we lost ben somewhere with steve and smitty i think and someone drove me home but god knows how i got in the building, i remember putting a towel on the floor in my room and jamming the door to my room half open, and thinking it was imperative for my door to be stuck open but i have no clue why, and i passed out...

the next morning matt called to get breakfast, he said theyd come pick me up and i went outside and fell asleep on a bench in front of my building... he called an hour later in front of the next building over yelling about looking out my window and i sat up on my bench and told him i could see him, that he went right past me and was outside the wrong dorm...

Me, mike, matt, ben, angel, nicole and ally and michelle went drove up to York College of PA to see Bewalder and Cook. we took route 30 part of the way through the yard sale and giant roadside attraction section of PA. Ben, Me, Mike and Matt didnt stop laughing the whole trip...ben doesnt use brakes or watch the road when he drives and with all the stuff on both sides of the road we had a blast...

Right about here things are no longer in any kind of chronological order, just random thoughts of what i can remember and piece together...
we got to Bewalders dorm around 4 and then went to cooks house off campus, i started drinking at 430pm and drank until 430am, i was drunk on and off but only got really really drunk around 4am when everyone was falling asleep..

i went for a walk back to bewalders dorm cuz i had left my phone there and his room was locked so i walked back, i played some pong, got cheesesteaks with everyone from a place surrounded with skateboarders, matt skated with them...eventually there was a big party in the basement with lots of york kids...me angel and matt went back to the dorms with the keys to bewalders room..to get my phone and some of angels stuff... we pretended like we broke in and stole stuff to scare his hall neighbors...we also pretended we were driving back and all took turns driving drunk, angels car went off a cliff into a stream, matts car slid down some stairs upside down, and mine tripped over a curb and landed on my phone and broke it...bewalder got in a fight with some kid hes friends with, it was a good natured wrestling fight but he got wrecked and bloodied...

we went next door to the nice neighbor Jersey jeff's house, matt did a kegstand and was dropped...we hung out there back and forth all night, they broke the light doing a kegstand and then poured all the beer nozzle to the floor for the next kid...later Jersey Jeff got stone face furious when Mike, matt and bewalder said the giants were better than the eagles..he tried to fight and was screaming whos better, mike kept saying giants and matt and bewalder both had to hold the kid back and after 20 minutes of this mike said "fuck u jeff i thought u were cool, but fuck off" and the kid came back from psycholand and apologized out the ass...

somewhere along when the kegs ran out and people started leaving around 3 maybe, we got 40s from a bar and me and matt ordered more cheesteaks and they cost like 12 bucks and i tipped the guy like 5... ben was sleeping on a couch and matt kept pouring beer in his ear and throwing things at him and i put puppy shampoo all over his head and he sat up as i was doing it and i kept pouring and he had no clue why he was wet...early the next morning the puppy was sitting on bens face licking his hair...

i met some girl and walked her back to campus because some dick had taken advantage of her when she was drunk even though she said no and she was scared... and while im walking with her and shes talking of how earlier that night she had been raped, angel was running around us yelling these 2 are gonna do it and stuff like that which was hilarious but innapropriate...puppies and kitties are so cute, cooks housemate Scuba Steve had a puppy named Chloe but we called it Malloy and ally and michelle have a kitten named Dylan...me and matt enjoyed the many names of bewalder...we call him bewalder, mike, funwalder, sweetwalder etc...york kids call him 'builder'... michelle calls him 'beowulf'...ally calls him 'rotweiller'...his friend 'Honky' calls him 'beligerent B-hole'..one drunk kid named 'Pops' called him 'seawater' but i think he meant sweetwalder...and there was a point were bewalder, mike and matt were yelling 'fart' from all differnt rooms for hlaf an hour on end and everyone kept laughing drunkenly...

matt folded out one of cooks sofabeds and there was no mattress and stains on the springy trampoline bed part...matt laid on it and ben folded it up and folded matt into the base of the couch...as if that wasnt enough he found a pole and was poking matt with it but then got a second wind and stood up and started hitting the couch ferociously with the pole, matt stayed in the couch for like 2 hours and then woke up and slept on the floor but couldnt fix the couch and fold it up right...cooks house looked like a war zone and honky spilled beer in cooks computer and broke it and Chloe Malloy was tearing up a bag of croutons...we followed Bewalder to find breakfast but he had woken up and drank my extra 40 so we followed him while he was drunk and wandering all over and then just gave up and decided to get food on the ride home...four of us squished into the back of ally and michelles car for the ride back to JMU (angel, nicole, me and mike) we played a disney song trivia game.... needless to say there is tons of stuff that happened that i dont remember or dont feel like getting into...

overall theres alot that i dont remember and alot that i do, but i laughed so hard for 2 days straight and had a wonderful weekend...

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