Danny Who's Journal

Subject:	why just the other day, i was talking to a baby, and told it a dead grown-up joke, and it went wild
Time:	4:31 am.
Music:	big boi - rooster.

i only saw Reno 911 out of the corner of my eye tonight because i was explaining to some friends what a great show it was, no fear it will be re-run over and over again, i had more fun talking to my new firends anyway...but if you did see it, lets talk about it shall we, because i know the basic gist from the previews, Garcia is celebrating some sort of anniversary on the force and in one scene they give him a pinata...Now heres where my point becomes to clarify..think pinata, think danwho...yeah well, Garcia violently rips the pinata down from its hanger, throws it to the ground, and repeatedly fires his firearm into the filty little pinata's face...After unloading the clip on the paper mache' midget he berades it with angry cursewords...This is Simply Fantastic....

I wish my server was accessible or i would put the video of me beating a pinata senseless with a bat and later my fists in a drunken rage at my birthday party, back online...the video was originally on CannedJam.com but is not any longer...i have a copy but due to maintenance my server is not accessible to add files, but luckily i can still post due to the fact that i have a livejournal embedded in my site, i've never been happier to have taken the easy way out...well i probably have, i take the easy road alot.

i was on my way to walmart today to buy more blank tapes for no reason...on an unrelated topic see my complete series Pete and pete on VHS and Project ALF on VHS pages...well i went to get my car and i get in and turn the key and... nothing, thats weird, cars usually start when you put the correct key in the ignition and turn the distance neccessary for the battery to send enough electricity to the spark plug, ingniting some oil, starting the motor or something, i dont know much about cars...im not much of a male, i guess...im pretty sure my battery is dead so that sucks, and its a new battery, i cant figure out how it drained, in that the lights were off, and the doors were not ajar, well one for the ages i suppose... me and a bud enjoying a cool drink

you ever been to nawlins' if you have then you've had the world famous Hand Grenade's right? the strongest drink on bourbon street, made with ingredients so secret that no one ever quits their job or is fired at Tropical Isle, where the brew is concocted, they just go missing, and are found in the Mighty Missisipp...but the drink contains everclear, and comes with a stern warning about the dangers of consuming more than one...well if you havent had one of this simply delicious swills, then you should be upset...I ordered a gallon of their mix, which i assume is powder and will be impossible to duplicate thus solidifying there stature as the only vendors of the drink and the proud owners of the secret for all of time.

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Subject:	higly refined pirates
Time:	2:26 pm.

as i was sitting around talking, yet once again, about Pete and Pete and Project ALF, ALF, Salute Your Shorts, Hey Dude, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Winnie the Pooh, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The State and how i have some episodes if not complete series on VHS, and about how i have made some significant "cheddar" selling these videos, Karthik said "this guy is one of the biggest piracy guys out there" or something to that effect, i dont mean to misrepresent his quote but i forget the exact words, im sorry give me a break, stop hitting me, jerk..

well this got me thinking today...Piracy, that kinda sounds like Pirate, in fact i think they might even have similar meanings...So i am a Pirate, one of the biggest, according to Karthik and he knows about such things...Now this is exciting because who hasnt once dreamt of being a pirate? Yeah Yeah i know that ever since music, videos, and programs have been readily available fo sharing online, just about everyone is technically a pirate too, but how much money have u made, and how many scalawags have you forced to walk the plank? really? seven? thats actually more than me, i thought i'd be safe with my 4 but i guess not...

anyway, ill pirate the fuck outta you anyday mister, or missus...just lie down and take it now, cuz when i get sued, u'll really have a good laugh

i know the hurricane is big news and it should be, its a big sucker, but since you and i both have been overloaded with news on it, here's the only thing i'll say about it...and its barely hurricane related...it was pouring today when i was getting ready for class, and i saw all the little babies running with umbrellas and garbage bags over there faces, choking to death in plastic prisons, and i said fuckit why fight this thing, its like a day at the beach in England (having never been there i am just speculatiing), so i put on flip flops and my bathing suit and tra-la-la-ed to class...

i returned after a class with cuts and blisters on both feet, i hate my god forsaken flipflops...the straps are made of razor fucking blades, they are possibly the only thing from or about nawlins that i do not get a big soft erection over, my sandals had just broken and i needed new ones for the rainy days when nawlins floods...so we went to payless which was right next to the ghetto Winn-Dixie that i, being the youngest in our group, bought beer in without being carded, twice, and in which ryan gray bought a handle of captain morgans with a chalked JAC card, silly nawlins ghetto

well, you payless you getless, and these fuckers have given me nothing but lip since i purchased them...oww my feeties...the only other thing slightly hurricane related is that the post office on campus will be closed all weekend because school is cancelled. this is no good, not only is the post office this pirate's silent partner but i have several purchased goods being delivered this weekend, and closed post office means i cant get them until monday, poorr danwho, people in obx are losing their homes and im crying about waiting a few days to play ncaa 2004 and watch marx bros movies...what an ass.

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