Danny Who's Journal

Subject:	drove off a cliff and died on impact
Time:	4:34 am.

I had a lot to say earlier and wanted to update, but i was getting so many hits from smitfans and maskfans reading my drunken update about smitty's 21st bday costume party, so i wanted to leave that on top for a little while...but as Busta Rhymes once said.."I cant hold the heat no more, i got to release it"

i made a new title bar today, because teggitoff asked me if i was ever going to get rid of the Diet danwho one, and as my site is still not where i had planned at this point, i feel it is slightly less diet than it was. Its like Pepsi One, which i think is incredibly gross, or maybe like a caffiene free soda, but i think diet is a bit too depleted to be an accurate analogy. o wait how about a watered down light beer...thats fair. or maybe like a subpar underachieving content-lacking website, yeah that makes more sense then beverage similes. But to be totally honest, i am really disspointed in the new title bar, it bores me, and thats not good, so it'll probably be out of your hair soon enough, like semen after a shower.

Today as i was walking to Phillip Seymour Hoffman Hall to the offices of the Breeze, for my interview, i fell witness to an accident directly in front of me. thats right someone wet their pants...come on, a car accident, moron. I was walking and as i stepped onto the sidewalk which runs parallel to, and touches South Main Street, a car pulled out of some driveway right next to me and straight into the side of a passing car. I felt bad for the guy who got hit for no reason, he was driving along, minding normal traffic flow and obeying all laws, except for the the beer and joint in either hands...and then hes plowed into by stevie wonder.

he really didnt have a joint in his hand, it was in the ashtray, silly, and the beer bottle wasnt opened...anyway, the accident wasnt major in that neither person was hurt, but im sure one of them will claim whiplash or irritable bowel syndrome later in court. That gif that i posted there is pretty much exactly what happened, and i was lucky enough to find it online, in that i didnt bring my extensive collection of matchbox cars to school with me. But i have to give credit to the people responsible here

I kept walking, even though i might have been of service to the police in determining blame, being an eye witness who was within 5 feet and looking right at the scene at the time fo the incident.

But i had to be going, so i fled the scene, and i am now an accessory to murder, on the run, im actually writing this on a bullet train somewhere in eastern Europe, good luck tracking me down though these trains are fast, i bet u'd try to jump from the mountain above on the top of the train, thinking you are Steven Segal in Under Siege 2: Dark Territoy, but u'll probably break your legs and fall off the top into a pit of aligators below.

i'll get back to you about that later...

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