Danny Who's Journal

Subject:	"what are you looking at dicknose?"- styles's shirt (teen wolf)
Time:	3:31 am.
Music:	in your eyes.

tony gwynn has such a little baby bitch voice...i love the mr. consistancy of San Diego, except for when he played the Yanks in the World Series in 1998. And his voice and round little babyface make him one of the most adorable multiple time all-stars..but does he really think that his new job should be in the booth, adding color commentary to ESPN's coverage of the Marlins and Giants Division Series Game? It is really irritating, i'd rather be playing EA's Sports MVP Baseball 2003 and listening to the same 3 color comments over and over,(if you have this game you know what im talking about, wink wink wink wink wink, theres somehting in my eye, excuse me)

Maybe it's not Tony's fault...hes such a nice guy....im kind of annoyed from the Yankees' loss...the Twins made their plays and had some good breaks and the Yanks couldnt catch a break...They had baserunners in every inning and couldnt score until the 9th, when they got one. Shannon Stewart made a great catch in left, the twinkies pitchers were great and the Twins took game one in the bronx 3-1.

Last thursday my health class, in the 300 person auditorium in ISAT, was evacuated with like 10 minutes left in class when someone pulled the fire alarm...The firetrucks go screaming up the hill causing ten car pile-ups on the way to putting out the phantom fire...well at roughly the same time today, in the same class, during a test, boom once again evacuation city. I had just finished the test and handed it in, as the alarm sounded and i don't know what happens to the kids who were still taking it, our teacher is pretty anal about leaving the room during a test, so i assume she just made them sit there and burn.

I hope this is an every Tuesday and Thursday thing, like in highschool, when every Wednesday for over a month, during the same period, my gym class, a bomb scare was called in..during these bomb scares all the classes are held for like 2 hours while the school is sniffed by dogs and men with great noses. This sucked for some classes who got 2 extra hours of history lectures, but for me it was fantastic, 2 extra hours of volleyball, basketball, softball, frisbee, football, whathaveyou, i could go on for ever..

what are you looking at butthead?

As i was walking back from the evac-ed ISAT i was walking next to some kid,with cob webs running from the top of his hat into the wind, who was wearing a huntin vest and probably came out of the woods...he is staring at me like Michael J Fox at Crispin Glover in the diner, and im trying to ignore him and eat my cereal, all the while feeling his stare...so then the great american sportsman says..."Hey Mike, Right?" and i continue to ignore the big oaf, but he kinda gets in my face like he might want to kiss me, and says "Hey Mike!" and i look at him confused and he goes "Mike right? or do i have u confused with someone?"..."Must be confused, I'm a Dan not a Mike," embarrassed and afraid he apologized and sauntered off, but he knew what he was doing, he was establishing an allibi, someone who could place him at ISAT during the fire drill, instead of in the woods with the murdered hooker covered in deers blood...smart move killa.

well 311 and opening act, alien ant farm are coming to JMU, and tickets went on sale tonight at 10. the plan was to go stand in line at 5 today to ensure floor seats, but thats a 5 hour wait..so we went at 7, for only a 3 hr wait...and we got there and there wasn't too long of a line in front of us and we were sure we would get floor seats...me and james left piyum there to hold the spot and we went back to james's and picked up a small tv, and gamecube and a long extension cord and monopoly...we never got around to playing monopoly but we sat in line, in nice foldout chairs, for 3 hours playing FIFA and NFL Blitz, with the extension cord weaving through the lines and all the boring kids doing their homework...

I have to thanks Abby and nicole who came and brought us fresh baked cookies, so nice...When we were real close to the light at the end of the tunnel i saw a kid who was in my gcom class last year, i think he goes by jason, and he had a whole length of line left to travel, so he asked if i'd get his tix for him, we got to the ticket sellers and guess what there is only one floor seat left! awesome that sucks, so we get some really good, non floor seats...and Jason ended up tipping me 7 bucks because when i gave him the tickets he said keep the change...

This is kind of like last year when Old School was shown on campus for free before it came out in normal theatres, we waited in line for 3 hours outside in the cold in front of the theatre, while watching Swingers on DVD on James's laptop...with a long extension cord running into Taylor Hall...We were the second group in line, behind the frat pledges who had to hold the place for their "brothers" and then weren't allowed to stay to see the movie, i love the fellowship of large groups of close males...

No seriously theres something in your eyes

No seriously theres something in your eyes

there is something about Peter Gabriel today...before class today in the shower for no reason at all i got In Your Eyes into my head, and it took hold with no plans on letting go, but i couldnt find it saved on my computer, i know i had it but it had vanished...well i only mention it because later at the ticket line party, after the line had begun moving and we had packed up, i was holding the tv, and James, out of no where made a Say Anything reference and told me to hold the tv above my head, which i did, and said that we should get the video of In Your Eyes playing on the tv and hold it up, or just the clip of John Cusack holding the boombox on the tv...ok so it wasnt a good story and it isn't worth mentioning but give me a break..i wanted to tell you because it was on my mind and i thought you were compassionate enough to listen...respectfully.

ok well thats all, just know that i love you...yes you...stop looking behind you, i'm talking about you gorgeous, o stop, ok, so its official you love me and i love you, so what do we do now?

you got it, run naked through a field covered in morning dew...

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