Current mood:	energetic
Current music:	winnie the pooh theme 'pooh bear, winnie the pooh bear'

"flap like a bird, jump like a fish, sit down, stand up, wish, wish, wish"
i love late night infomercials, Chef tony is the man, o god hes so good, i watched the miracle blade 3 infomercial 4 times tonite on 3 different channels, and hes got another great product called the ultimate chopper and i think its another winner and it, get this, comes with a miracle blade as well, this guys insane...him and his engineeers who come up with this stuff are geniuses, they are true innovators

have u seen the one for Zumba, o boy thats crazy too looks like a blast if ur a hot girl, gay man or senior citizen. tony little and his gazelle glider, hes such a weirdo what a goof. and body by jake..i dont trust any workout machines that use rubber bands for resistance i dont care how little space it takes up or how comfy the padded seat is. and ron who sells those "set it and forget it" rotisseries hes a creep, his machines look cheap and his mercials are so fake and cheesy. and stuart pankin with his foot pain remedies thats too medical to be entertaining even tho i loved pankin in honey i shrunk the parents. billy mays is not half bad and his products seem chemically revolutionary enough to be believable yet an unbeleivable value, hahahha but nobody, nobody beats chef tony...the best deals, the best products, i trust him like a brother...


i watched suicide kings tonight, im a sucker for a jay mohr flick and throw in dennis leary and christopher walken that spells F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C.

and since i was up at 5:30 i watched the new adverntures of winnie the pooh on disney, i bet i've seen every episode and i can say remember alot of the dialogue...this smornings installment was the one with the wishing star...where pooh thinks he wished it out and he wants to help his friends wishes come true. piglets wish to make a snowman, tiggers wish for a clone, and rabbits wish for no more bugs...a classic...

then ALF is on now at 630 on hallmark channel, there is no reason to ever sleep!

ALF and more mercials till some saturday morning cartoons come on. i gotta watch bear in the big blue house at 7 cuz i saw a commercial for it and his voice sounds just like david wain from the state...and at 7 and 7:30 tom hanks's ancient sitcom Bosom Buddies on TBS, where wise cracking hanks and his coworker cross dress to keep an apartment..hilarious....

im not tired at all, i wish i was in NJ but hey chef tonys here to comfort me...